01
THE CREW
NO CALL CENTRE. NO BOTS. JUST US.
We started No Sh!t Cosmetics to build a better life for our family of seven.
We homeschool our five children, so when you message, it’s us replying.
TALK TO US.
No scripts. No corporate fluff. Just real humans running a real family business. When you reach out, you’re speaking to us — the people making and packing every order.
THE DETAILS02
THE WINDOW
6:00 PM — LATE (MON–FRI)
We’re online from 6:00 PM GMT, Monday–Friday.
We reply within 24 hours. A real human reads it. No Sh!t.
03
THE CONNECTION
DIRECT EMAIL ONLY
We don’t take phone calls. Email keeps things clean and lets us reply properly. Include your order number for shipping questions.
04
THE REGISTRY
REGISTERED OFFICE
NOSHI COSMETICS LTD
71–75 Shelton Street
Covent Garden
London
WC2H 9JQ
United Kingdom
Company Number: 16937963
05
IMPORTANT
REGISTERED OFFICE ONLY
The Shelton Street address is a REGISTERED OFFICE ONLY. Do not send returns here — they will be lost.
Email us first for return instructions so your request is handled personally.