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🏆 OFFICIALLY AWARD-WINNING • 2ND UK — BEST BUSINESS BRANDING | HBA 2026

PLANT-BASED OILS. ZERO WATER. ZERO FILLERS.

8 INGREDIENTS • NO SILICONES • NO SYNTHETIC FRAGRANCE

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© 2026 Noshi Cosmetics Ltd Company No. 16937963 71–75 Shelton Street, Covent Garden, London WC2H 9JQ, United Kingdom Cosmetic Disclaimer: No Sh!t products are cosmetic products only and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any medical condition. Our pre-wash oil is designed for hair, beard and light scalp massage before washing. Patch test before use and discontinue use if irritation occurs.
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