Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

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BETTER HAIR STARTS BEFORE SHAMPOO.

A lightweight pre-wash oil for hair, beard and scalp massage before washing. Made to help hair feel softer, smoother and less stripped after shampooing — without a greasy finish.
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APPLY. WAIT. WASH.

Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

£24.00 £29.00 LAUNCH PRICE
PRE-WASH OIL FOR HAIR, BEARD & SCALP MASSAGE

A lightweight pre-wash oil for hair, beard and scalp massage before washing.

Made to help hair feel softer, smoother and more manageable after shampooing — without a greasy finish.

Key ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil Jojoba Oil Argan Oil Squalane

30-day first bottle guarantee · secure checkout · ships from the UK

✔ Use before shampoo — wash out after 20–30 minutes

✔ Helps hair feel softer, smoother and more manageable

✔ For hair, beard and light scalp massage before washing

✔ Made with plant-based oils. No water. No fillers.

Shampoo cleans, but it can also leave hair feeling stripped.

No Sh!t® is used before washing to help hair and beard feel softer, smoother and more manageable after shampooing. It is designed to be massaged in, left for 20–30 minutes, then washed out thoroughly.

Apply. Wait. Wash.
No greasy finish.

APPLY
Apply to dry hair before washing. Use 6–16 drops depending on hair length and thickness, focusing on roots, lengths and light scalp massage. For beard, use 3–8 drops massaged into the skin underneath. Use less to start — you can always add more.

WAIT
Leave for 20–30 minutes before washing.

WASH
Shampoo and rinse thoroughly. Hair is left feeling softer, smoother and less stripped — without a greasy finish.

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil, Squalane, Tocopherol, Cedrus Atlantica Bark Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia Oil, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia Peel Oil (FCF), *Limonene, *Linalool, *Citral, *Geraniol.

*Naturally occurring in essential oils.

POTENCY
Use within 6 months of opening for best freshness and performance.

SAFETY
For external use only. Perform a 24-hour patch test before full use. Avoid direct contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Do not use on irritated, broken, sore or problem skin/scalp. If you have an existing scalp condition or ongoing irritation, seek professional advice before use.

Let customers speak for us

from 6 reviews

I’ve been using No Shit Hair Oil and I’m honestly obsessed with it. It leaves my hair feeling so silky, soft and smooth without feeling greasy. It massages into the scalp and roots really nicely and makes my hair feel super nourished. After styling, the shine is unreal, it genuinely looks like I’ve used a shine spray! A little goes a long way and my hair has looked and felt so much healthier since using it. Highly recommend this product if you want smooth, shiny and healthy looking hair.

Anonymous
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

I have used this a couple of times now and have noticed a difference in my hair post blow dry, it looks smoother, feels cleaner and the oil smells divine!

Daisy
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

I really do love this product! It smells absolutely amazing and it left my hair and scalp feeling soft, without leaving it greasy and weighed down. It’s an all round amazing product!

Anonymous
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

Great product really felt the difference in my hair. Will deffo be buying again. 👌🏽👌🏽

George
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

I’m loving it. As soon as I read it was natural I had to try it. Have been using natural alternatives since having ky daughter 3 years ago. Have used it three times now and have noticed the difference all ready. My hair looks fuller at the roots and more of a bounce. Maeves used it as well. The smell also is delicious (my daughters words) Definitely would recommend and will be part of our self care 🧖🏼‍♀️ xx

Louise
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

Highly recommend! I really suffer from dry hair and have noticed my hair feeling healthier and shinier after the first use. I think I have finally found a product that works and doesn’t damage my hair.

George
NO SH!T® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

Apply. Wait. Wash.

Step 01 / Apply

Apply Lightly

Apply to dry hair before washing. Use 6–16 drops depending on hair length and thickness, focusing on roots, lengths and light scalp massage. For beard, use 3–8 drops massaged into the skin underneath. Use less to start — you can always add more.

Step 02 / Wait

Let It Sit

Leave for 20–30 minutes before washing. The oil is designed to sit briefly before shampooing — not to be left on all day.

Step 03 / Wash

Shampoo Out

Shampoo and rinse thoroughly. Hair is left feeling softer, smoother and less stripped — without a greasy finish.

THE FORMULA

Ingredients. Chosen with intent.

Sweet almond oil

Base / Scalp Care

Rich in Omega-6 and plant sterols. Nourishes the scalp while helping hair feel softer and smoother.

Jojoba seed oil

Scalp / Mimic

Mimics your natural sebum to balance moisture — leaving hair lightweight, soft, and smooth.

Argan kernel oil

Lengths / Shield

Packed with antioxidants to protect and condition — leaving hair silky, soft, and more manageable.

Plant-Derived Squalane

Lightweight / Cushion

A weightless shield that smooths and protects — leaving hair soft, silky, and never heavy.

Vitamin E

Stability / Antioxidant

A natural antioxidant that protects the formula and supports your scalp — helping hair feel healthier and softer.

Essential Oils

Scent / Clarity

Cedarwood, Bergamot, and Lavender. No synthetic fragrance. Helps calm the scalp while leaving hair feeling fresh and clean.

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READ THE FAQ

Is No Sh!t® used before or after shampooing? +

No Sh!t® is used before shampooing.

Apply it to dry hair, beard or scalp, leave for 20–30 minutes, then shampoo and rinse thoroughly.

It is not designed to be used after shampooing or left in the hair.

Is No Sh!t® a leave-in oil? +

No. No Sh!t® is not a leave-in oil.

It is a pre-wash hair and scalp oil designed to be applied before shampooing and washed out thoroughly.

What does No Sh!t® Pre-Wash Hair Oil do? +

It is designed to help hair feel softer, smoother and more manageable after washing. It is used before shampooing, not after shampooing.

How long should I leave it on before shampooing? +

Leave it on for 20–30 minutes before shampooing.

Then shampoo and rinse thoroughly. If you have used more oil than needed, shampoo twice.

Can I use it on my scalp? +

Yes. It can be used for light scalp massage before shampooing.

Apply a small amount, massage gently, leave for 20–30 minutes, then shampoo and rinse thoroughly.

Can I use it on my beard? +

Yes. It can be used as a pre-wash beard oil.

Apply 3–8 drops to the beard before washing, leave for 20–30 minutes, then wash and rinse thoroughly.

Is it silicone-free? +

Yes.

No Sh!t® Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil is silicone-free, waterless and made without synthetic fillers.

Is it tested on animals? +

No.

No Sh!t Cosmetics does not test its products on animals.

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