SCALP-FIRST HAIR CARE

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SOFTER HAIR STARTS BEFORE SHAMPOO.

A lightweight pre-wash oil for scalp, hair and beard. Made to help hair feel softer, smoother and less stripped after washing — without a greasy finish.
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Pre-Wash Hair & Scalp Oil

£24.00 £29.00 LAUNCH PRICE
PRE-WASH OIL FOR SCALP, HAIR & BEARD

For your scalp — and the hair that depends on it. Silk-soft hair. Light. Smooth. Never greasy.

Key ingredients

Sweet Almond Oil Jojoba Oil Argan Oil Squalane

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✔ Use before shampoo — wash out after 20–30 minutes

✔ Softer, smoother hair feel without greasy residue

✔ For scalp, hair lengths and beard

✔ Made with 100% plant-based oils. No water. No fillers.

Shampoo cleans, but it can also leave hair feeling stripped.

No Sh!t® is used before washing to help cushion the scalp, hair lengths and beard before shampoo — leaving hair feeling softer, smoother and better cared for after washing.

Apply. Wait. Wash.
No greasy finish.

APPLY
Use 6–16 drops for scalp or 3–8 drops for beard. Massage into the scalp, skin, and roots.

WAIT
Leave for 20–30 minutes before washing.

WASH
Wash as normal. Leaves your scalp feeling balanced and your hair clean, soft, and not stripped.

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil, Squalane, Tocopherol, Cedrus Atlantica Bark Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia Oil, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia Peel Oil (FCF), *Limonene, *Linalool, *Citral, *Geraniol.

*Naturally occurring in essential oils.

POTENCY
Use within 6 months of opening for best freshness and performance.

SAFETY
Perform a 24-hour patch test before full use. Avoid direct contact with eyes.

Apply. Wait. Wash.

Step 01 / Apply

Activate

Use 6–16 drops for scalp or 3–8 drops for beard. Warm between your hands, then massage into skin and roots.

Step 02 / Wait

Let It Work

Leave for 20–30 minutes so your scalp and skin can absorb what they need. Simple.

Step 03 / Wash

Reset

Wash as normal. Leaves your scalp feeling balanced and your hair clean, soft, and not stripped.

THE FORMULA

Ingredients. Chosen with intent.

Sweet almond oil

Base / Scalp Care

Rich in Omega-6 and plant sterols. Nourishes the scalp while helping hair feel softer and smoother.

Jojoba seed oil

Scalp / Mimic

Mimics your natural sebum to balance moisture — leaving hair lightweight, soft, and smooth.

Argan kernel oil

Lengths / Shield

Packed with antioxidants to protect and condition — leaving hair silky, soft, and more manageable.

Plant-Derived Squalane

Lightweight / Cushion

A weightless shield that smooths and protects — leaving hair soft, silky, and never heavy.

Vitamin E

Stability / Antioxidant

A natural antioxidant that protects the formula and supports your scalp — helping hair feel healthier and softer.

Essential Oils

Scent / Clarity

Cedarwood, Bergamot, and Lavender. No synthetic fragrance. Helps calm the scalp while leaving hair feeling fresh and clean.

READ THE FAQ

What hair types is it for? +

Suitable for:

• Straight, wavy, curly, and textured hair
• Fine to thick hair
• Anyone wanting softer, smoother, more manageable hair

Designed to support your scalp — so your hair looks and feels better.

Can I use this on stubble? +

Yes.

Your scalp and face are connected — so this works the same way on both.
It helps calm irritation and leaves stubble feeling softer, smoother, and easier to manage.

How do I use it? +

HOW DO I USE IT?

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Step 01 / Start
Apply to a dry scalp and through your hair lengths before washing.

Step 02 / Apply
Use 6–16 drops for scalp, then smooth a small amount through mid-lengths and ends.
Warm in your hands, then massage into scalp and work through hair.

Step 03 / Wait
Leave for 20–30 minutes.

Step 04 / Wash
Wash as normal.

Hair feels softer, smoother, and easier to manage — never greasy.

Safety Note:
Patch test before full use. Stop use if irritation occurs.

How many drops should I use? +

HOW MANY DROPS SHOULD I USE?

Enough to cover your scalp — not drown it.

• Short: 6–8
• Medium: 8–12
• Long / thick: 12–16
• Beard: 3–8

Massage into the scalp first.
Anything left? Run it through your hair for added softness and smoothness.

How long should I leave it on? +

20–30 minutes is enough.

You can leave it on longer, but your scalp absorbs what it needs in about 20 minutes.

Leaving oil on for 8 hours is usually just marketing, not biology.

Save your pillowcases. Apply, wait 20 minutes, wash. Done.

How often should I use it? +

HOW OFTEN SHOULD I USE IT?

Use it before every wash.

A few drops before shampoo helps protect your scalp — and keeps your hair feeling softer, smoother, and easier to manage.

• Wash 2–3x a week? Use it every time
• Wash daily? Use it 2–3x a week

Consistency beats quantity.

Do I need to buy a special SLS-free shampoo to use this? +

No sh!t. Use what you already love.

This works as a protective layer before washing — helping prevent that dry, stripped feeling.

You still get a proper clean, but your hair feels softer, smoother, and easier to manage.

Will this make my hair greasy? +

Not if you wash it out.

This is a pre-wash treatment — not a leave-in oil.
You apply it, let it work, then wash as normal.

It rinses out clean, leaving your hair soft, smooth, and never greasy.

Will it make my face greasy? +

No sh!t.

This is made with oils that mimic your skin’s natural oils — so it absorbs, not sits on top.

Use a few drops under your beard or stubble, and it leaves your skin feeling soft, calm, and never greasy.

How long will one bottle last? +

No sh!t. A little goes a long way.

A 30ml bottle typically lasts 8–12 weeks with regular use.

Use within 6 months of opening for best freshness.

WILL THE SCENT LINGER IN MY HAIR OR BEARD ALL DAY? +

No sh!t. It’s a pre-wash — not a perfume.

The scent is there for the ritual, not to stick around.
Once you wash it out, it leaves your hair clean, neutral, and ready for your own scent.

Is the oil safety tested? +

No sh!t.

Fully assessed under a Cosmetic Product Safety Report (CPSR) by a qualified biochemist.

Compliant with UK and EU regulations — safe, effective, and built for real use.

Why is it in a glass bottle? +

Because what’s inside matters.

We use matte black glass to protect the formula — keeping every drop fresh and effective.

It’s also fully recyclable, so it’s better for the product and better for the planet.

How do I recycle the packaging? +

We keep it simple.

• Bottle: Rinse and recycle with glass
• Box: Recycle with cardboard
• Cap & insert: Remove and recycle separately
• Mailer bag: Compostable — food waste or compost bin

Done.

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